Yesterafton, I heard the most excellent ladytabitha
utter the word “niftastic”. A fine word it is. Indeed, it is niftastic. I hereby entrust you, O my minions, with the sacred task of spreading this new word far and wide. It must be in common use in San Francisco, London, Sydney, and Cape Town within ten years, and in dictionaries within twenty. Go ye now forth and spread the word.