Beowabbit (beowabbit) wrote,

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Ego nunquam

Borrowed from wispfox and mittelweg.

(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot [and waved at the cops walking past the open storefront window :-)]
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never ridden in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex [so far :-)]
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(X) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight [got beaten up a lot as a child]
(_) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parents' house [but I did sneak out of school once]
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(_) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself (as a baby we all did)
(X) I never pissed on someone else
(_) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(X) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend [I don’t remember, but I probably have]
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(X) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other [has sex with other people, yes; cheated, no.]
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane [yet!]
(_) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(X) I never have ridden an elephant
(X) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time [I think. Could be wrong.]
(X) I have never had intercourse (anal or vaginal) without a condom.

To play "I Never": Put an (X) in front of the things you have never done before, and a (_) in front of the things that you have done at least once. Add an "I never" of your own.
Tags: memes, my personal history

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