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Latest Sleep-Talking Woman news 
22nd-Sep-2013 02:52 pm
Me: on Ferris wheel 2012-09-09
Around 5:00am I got up to run to the bathroom, and told plumtreeblossom where I was going. She woke up enough to say that she’d go after me, and then said “I should be clumping.” “What?” I asked? “Clumping. Climbing trees. It’s how they hunt prey. But it’s not my day for it.” I wish we knew what dream that came out of!
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22nd-Sep-2013 07:16 pm (UTC)
Glad to hear she's not a dangerous predator EVERY day! :-)
23rd-Sep-2013 03:14 am (UTC)
We don’t actually know that. We just know she doesn’t hunt prey by clumping every day. Maybe this is her day to spit venom into our eyes, or paralyze us with a carefully-positioned sting to the brain, or something. Anyway, I’m not worried; I think if she were going to kill and devour me it probably would have happened by now.
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23rd-Sep-2013 05:53 am (UTC)
“Clumping. Climbing trees. It’s how they hunt prey. But it’s not my day for it.”

I like the idea of hunting on a schedule.
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