Uh, you may want to sit down for this.
I was on time for both of them.
Yes, I was on time for both of them. Me.
Considering this rationally, the only plausible explanation is that I’ve been replaced by some kind of duplicate, like a pod person.
I'm a bit late in the day with this, but happy birthday, vanguardcdk! You're awesome!
Happy birthday, sweet beloved honeywuzzle! You bring me joy!
I tried to post this this morning, but LJ was wonky. Happy birthday to my dear friend, surrealestate. I owed you a huge debt of gratitude…