Early primary results (updated with final numbers)

The final results are in for the first-in-the-nation Democratic presidential primary, held at First Brunch in the People's Republic of Cambridge.

Candidate	Votes
Howard Dean	13
Dennis Kucinich	8
Wesley Clark	8
John Kerry	7
Joseph Lieberman	5
Al Sharpton	2
Carol Moseley Braun	1
Richard Gephardt	1
John Edwards	0
Al Gore (write-in)	1
Hillary Rodham Clinton (write-in)	1
Bill Barnert (write-in)	1
Aaron Birnbaum (write-in)	1
Johnny Depp (write-in)	1
Peter Pan (write-in)	1
Elmo (write-in)	1

Remember: As First Brunch goes, so goes the nation.

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