- That was my glasses breaking (for no particular reason).
- That was me hitting my head on the sharp corner of a shelf in the store, while I was waiting for the pager to go off to tell me my table was ready.
- That was my stomach 20 minutes later when the pager still hadn't gone off.
Many thanks to plumtreeblossom for keeping folks back here in civilization in the loop. And many thanks to those of you who commented…