Beowabbit (beowabbit) wrote,


I had an interesting dream this morning, about a new invention: a hood for toddlers and small children that worked like blinkers on a horse, so they were easier to manage.

(In the dream, this was a completely humane and gentle invention that helped keep kids safe and out of trouble — no running out into the street, for instance — but now I have this image in my mind of the pediatrician saying “I’m so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Worthington-Smythe; little Billy has a broken leg” as he loads the shotgun.)
Tags: dreams, humour

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