Via mzrowan, my OKCupid World Languages Test Results:

Language Scholar You scored a 330 out of 400 on language knowledge.

Outstanding! You've scored higher than even most Anthropology students would. You are probably a Linguistics or Anthropology Professor yourself (or at least a Grad student). You may even speak several languages and are possibly working on a new one. If not, then you just have an endless drive to learn about the different cultures of our world. Regardless, you are one of the gems of any society, always promoting a deeper understanding amongst all people. Unless you cheated of course.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 84% on knowledge

Link: The World Languages Test written by jeremie096 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Unsurprisingly, given that I was a linguistics major in college, I did well on the actual language questions (e.g., “is language X a member of language family Y”), and not so well on the political/geographic questions (“is language X an official language of country Y”).